masturbait!

hai 2 u! i r chikan, ya?.. So, i tell yu litle story.. i was @ home, trynna masturbait, when dis CAT pop out my ceiling, liek : i r watching you masturbait!.. so i take my gun, and shot that biatch!.. but he alreaady take pix of mi wiener! that not good, so i jump opp to ceiling, and liek LIGHNTNING! i say “GIMME DAT CAMERA MADDAFAKKA!”. but he all liek nonononono I put on internet! but tehn i PUNCH hiem in face! so he liek ! omg i get my snieper now! .. and thne hei vanish away in smoke!.. so now i just wtach ouut for sniper attack! help me!

4 Responses so far »

  1. 1

    Mr.Turtle said,

    I LIK. BUT NT GOD BOUT TEH PICTOR I SEE IT ALRDY ^.^ i like a littul bit :$:$

    Has he vanish powdar?!?

  2. 2

    Mimzy said,

    Haha so funny i laugh my ass off i hope the cat dont put pic of youre wiene on internet :D

  3. 3

    Mr.Turtle said,

    It’s alrdy on the internet >

  4. 4

    chikan said,

    haha, i hope he not put it on intrenet! :S:S


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