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Once upon a time there was an ninja, he was called t3h_n1nj4xXxz0or. He was affraid of pickles, yes pickles.. And one day he was walking down the Lonelynessstreet, when he discovered that he was lonely. And ofcourse he was listening to his ipod,, *Akon – Lonely.mp3 lolz* when he discovered this mysterious feeling. Charming man, yes indeed.
He was on his mission to save the world, by saving the cheerleader he would save the world. Dumdumdumdum,,, *Heroes sigh…* He was capable of the power to fly, read minds and see through cloths… By the moment he walked into the kwik-e-mart there was an robbery going on, and he said to himself. I R HEF TO STOP THIS MISSON OF BED GUJS.
And then when the bad guys had already shot 60% of the store, aka 4 people. Then… To be continued.
hokai so i was chilling in my crib, yea? when this motherfokking cat started screaming outside me window. i was like ‘hell no i aint putting up with dis shit’ so i ran outside, right, and pulled a motherfokkin’ knife on his ass. this cat was crazy and started running away.. yea.. he kept on running until POW i jumped on him from a bush. he said ‘bitch please i got friends on cars’ and i thought he was bluffin, but shit he wasn’t he had like a royal flush DAMN!!! the cats in cars came after like 2 minutes before and started clawing away my best shirt SHIT! i ran inside the house and called the 5-0 but they never came so i called me m8 biggest rat from downtown but the cats ate him so i got afraid but then i figured out niggaplz cats sleep for like 20 hours a day and they all took naps THE END! =D
