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beat that niggz

mai dyck be wiht fæer onn it.

then a turtle appeared, and made sure evrything was al’rite. To be continued.

Once upon a time there was an ninja, he was called t3h_n1nj4xXxz0or. He was affraid of pickles, yes pickles.. And one day he was walking down the Lonelynessstreet, when he discovered that he was lonely. And ofcourse he was listening to his ipod,, *Akon – Lonely.mp3 lolz* when he discovered this mysterious feeling. Charming man, yes indeed.

He was on his mission to save the world, by saving the cheerleader he would save the world. Dumdumdumdum,,, *Heroes sigh…* He was capable of the power to fly, read minds and see through cloths… By the moment he walked into the kwik-e-mart there was an robbery going on, and he said to himself. I R HEF TO STOP THIS MISSON OF BED GUJS.

And then when the bad guys had already shot 60% of the store, aka 4 people. Then… To be continued.

Yay, teh day was b00tiful. rainin n stuff ;[and i r hef sportday n my team scored! 2nd place n we got lollipopz

hai 2 u! i r chikan, ya?.. So, i tell yu litle story.. i was @ home, trynna masturbait, when dis CAT pop out my ceiling, liek : i r watching you masturbait!.. so i take my gun, and shot that biatch!.. but he alreaady take pix of mi wiener! that not good, so i jump opp to ceiling, and liek LIGHNTNING! i say “GIMME DAT CAMERA MADDAFAKKA!”. but he all liek nonononono I put on internet! but tehn i PUNCH hiem in face! so he liek ! omg i get my snieper now! .. and thne hei vanish away in smoke!.. so now i just wtach ouut for sniper attack! help me!

hokai so i was chilling in my crib, yea? when this motherfokking cat started screaming outside me window. i was like ‘hell no i aint putting up with dis shit’ so i ran outside, right, and pulled a motherfokkin’ knife on his ass. this cat was crazy and started running away.. yea.. he kept on running until POW i jumped on him from a bush. he said ‘bitch please i got friends on cars’ and i thought he was bluffin, but shit he wasn’t he had like a royal flush DAMN!!! the cats in cars came after like 2 minutes before and started clawing away my best shirt SHIT! i ran inside the house and called the 5-0 but they never came so i called me m8 biggest rat from downtown but the cats ate him so i got afraid but then i figured out niggaplz cats sleep for like 20 hours a day and they all took naps THE END! =D

yes she is goin

+MONDAY =

Lets hop he wil get his burger.

Hai2u. I r frst want to say welcom to awsum site i make, with I friends Chikan + pwntendo1 so far yes, we r recr00tin very fun peopls to blog wit us ;o tey hef to survive teh test we set up 4 em. If they no succed they no post blogs But i seh good luck if you like turtles like we do oO and want to hef som segsi hoes to put in houses with hornee peopls to pey ;o.

Chikan (痴漢, チカン, or ちかん) is a Japanese term meaning “molester” or “pervert.”

pwntendo1 (%0″&=?”?!!) is a icelandic word over poweroftehturtles ”;o”…